A Purebred Resume

If you've recently graduated college, you've probably noticed that the 20-something years of life you've crammed onto a page or two have suddenly become your total identity.  More people are asking for your resume than your phone number, and there's always a dash or spacing suggestion that could be fixed. Our resumes prove we're the best, not just at what we want to do, but at what anyone else would want us to do.  As the owner of the world's greatest dog, I found it completely unfair that he can't prove his excellence via a CV, so I decided to write one on his behalf...



what a face!