Home Alone 14: East Village Takeover

My roomates left all of five minutes ago and I have managed to:

  • Start a kitchen fire by dumping a package of spaghetti directly on the burner.
  • Break our microwave because it was giving off strange vibes. And scents.
  • Turn off the dryer with my roommate's wet laundry in it because it sounded like a baby puppy was trapped inside.
  • Piss off a neighbor by making it rain on him while watering my fire escape plants.
  • Spill a bottle of red wine.
  • Wash my hair in the sink because taking a shower is too much effort.

I should not be left at home unattended.